Kids Are Quick

TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA:         Here it is. TEACHER:   Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS:         Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your maths multiplication on the floor? JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN:         K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER:  No, that's wrong GLENN:         Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD:     H I J K L M N O. TEACHER:  What are you talking about? DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE:       Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN:           Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE:           I is.. TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE:           All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'       ________________________________ TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.                        Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS:          Because George still had the axe in his hand.     ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON:        No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE :       No, sir. It's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD:   A teacher