perspectives on the funny side of life

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Slow Learner

After her husband forgot their wedding anniversary, his wife tells him: 'You'd better have something for me in front of the house, tomorrow, which goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds.'

The next day, she found, in front of the house in the driveway, as requested, a bathroom scale.

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